Till I met her, I thought I knew the answers

I thought a bit of treatment was all a body needs

I'll take you where the haps are

All the handsome chaps are

Squeeze you till I make your feelings bleed



She put me right behind her in fifteen minutes

She could have had my things off, so sadly was I raised

I had a lot to learn, dear

If I'd gone on the turn, dear

It wouldn't be surprising nowadays



You know she's Sueperman's big sister

Her X-ray eyes see through my silly ways

Sueperman's big sister, superior skin and blister

It doesn't seem surprising nowadays... yeah!



Superman's big sister

(oh-oh-oo-oh)

Superman's big sister

(oh-oh-oo-oh)

Superman's big sister

(oh-oh-oo-oh)

Superman's big sister

(oh-oh-oo-oh)

I said she's Sueperman's big sister

It doesn't seem surprising nowadays



And now I've had the sense to keep her friendship

And though I nearly miffed it in many little ways

The story's got no sequel

Cos me and her are equal

Is that so surprising nowadays?



Because she's Sueperman's big sister

Her X-ray eyes see through my silly ways

I said she's Sueperman's big sister, his grown up skin and blister

Is that so surprising nowadays?